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8/15/06
Since Fidel Castro has been ill, he appointed his nephew as the new ruler of Cuba. His name is Fido Castro and at one time fled from Cuba on a large inflatable rubber duck. He was apprehended in Fort Myers, Fl by deputy Len Ramirez who sent him back to Cuba.

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05/25/06
Some SPD Officers went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first Officer slept in the room with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The others said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so damn loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different Officer’s turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
The other Officers said, "Gene, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. Impossible to sleep. I just sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly ex-college football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast whistling - all bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. “GREAT Night’s Sleep !!
They couldn't believe it!
The others said, "Man, what happened?"
Frank said, "Well, we got ready to go to sleep. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed. Then I smiled, layed my hand on his shoulder, and kissed him goodnight. He sat up, and watched me all night."

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