05/25/06
Some SPD Officers went to a retreat in
the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because
he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first Officer slept in the room with
Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The others said, "Man, what happened to
you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so damn loud, I
just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different Officer’s
turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing
up, eyes all blood-shot.
The other Officers said, "Gene, what happened
to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof.
Impossible to sleep. I just sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn.
Frank was a big, burly ex-college football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast whistling - all bright
eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. “GREAT Night’s Sleep !!
They couldn't believe it!
The others said, "Man, what happened?"
Frank said, "Well, we got ready to
go to sleep. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed. Then I smiled, layed my hand on his shoulder, and kissed him goodnight.
He sat up, and watched me all night."